LUSH: Briny Banquet

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While lazy days on the beach may be coming to an end as visions of candy corn and spooky decorations dance in our head, LUSH makes it possible to capture the essences of your favorite Summer memories so that you can revisit them any time of the year.  Each product has been selected for their sensational scents and promised performance to pamper your body from head to toe!  The aromas that will fill your shower or tub are specially designed to take you away on an exotic adventure without where relaxation is permanently on the menu.

1 – Submerge yourself in the soothing waters of Big Blue, a bath bomb that releases lavendar and lemon oil to ease your sensibilities as sea salt rids the body of toxin and seaweed softens the skin.

2 – Tinted a color reminiscent of centrally located oceans, Sea Vegetable combines the invigorating texture of sea salt with the cooling abilities of seaweed, its herbaceous fragrance mingling into lavender and lime to leave you feeling revived.

3 – Benefiting nearly all skin types, Ocean Salt is a cleanser I can stand behind and say it does what it is advertised to, exfoliating skin in a cocktail of avocado, coconut, lime, vodka and two types of sea salt.

4 – More than half of Big Shampoo is a base of sea salt infused with seaweed extract and blended with extra virgin coconut oil, avocado butter and fresh citrus juices that clean and nourish hair then give it plenty of shine.

5 – Ingredients gathered from far eastern continents come together in Seanik, a solid shampoo that has rich ingredients to make hair silky as the floral perfume of lemon, jasmine and mimosa oils stay with you all day.

6 – As a child I could not get enough of having hair styled by the sea, and now I have that option in the convenience of Sea Spray – sea salt, sea water and seaweed offers textured volume while orange flower, grapefruit, neroli and rosewood makes hair smell as though it was dried in a balmy breeze.

7 – Improving faces that have been damaged by Summer elements through a Breath of Fresh Air, casting nutrients from fresh sea water and seaweed extract onto skin to provide essential vitamins and soothing dry areas with rose absolute and aloe vera.

8 – Cover yourself in a tropical cocktail of Coconut, a deodorant powder made with four different types of coconut extract mixed into other natural ingredients and calming essential oils that will have you feeling like you are on a seafaring safari.

9 – Moisturize and cleanse using Enzymion, where astringent pineapple, papaya and lemon juices get rid of excess oil while avocado and evening primrose oils replenish vitamin and minerals; it can also be used as a primer and works best when paired with Ocean Salt.

Aesthetic Autopsy: Strongman

Historically just about every circus employed a strongman to astonish audiences through physical feats.  The image that has become synonymous with the term is that of a muscled man with a curled moustache clad in a leotard made of leopard skin, lips curled into a smile as he elevates a pliable barbell high into the air.  While the displays these men offered fluctuated between marginally humdrum to vastly remarkable, at the pinnacle of competition from numerous colleagues there was a challenge for one to push further in order to garner the most fame.  Such an innovative individual was born October 29, 1845, though John Holtum had a rather unexciting life until enlisting as a sailor when he was 15, where working on deck and in the shipyards formed the brawny body he would be known for in due course.  He held a job as a professional strongman in San Francisco, where he studied and rehearsed the rudimentary feats, but it was upon his return to Europe in 1870 that he developed the plan to catch a cannonball.  Following two years of intense preparation, Holtum refined the act and went on to build both a successful fortune and reputation.  Standing on stage, he would use a pair of gloves and chest pad to cradle the deadly projectile after it was shot out of a cannon.  Though a reward of 3000 francs would be given to anyone who could duplicate his efforts, none accepted the challenge and it was clear the death-defying feat was one only he could perform and fearlessly pioneered.

Friederich Wilhelm Mueller, more commonly known as Eugen Sandow, was presenting strongman stunts in sideshows at age 19, recognized for extraordinary barbell routines as well as the ability to split a chain that had been fastened around his chest.  The allure of his protruding muscles overshadowed the large quantities of weight he could lift, which led to Sandow established a display of poses that are a precursor to what is seen in bodybuilding competitions today.  The combination of his physique and these routines rapidly made Sandow a popular marvel often likened to a Roman god.  Inspired by the sculptures he had viewed in Greece and Rome as a child, his passion to mold his body into these same forms was sparked.  When he finally fostered his body to the precise proportions, Sandow also became one of the first athletes to deliberately remodel musculature to pre-determined dimensions and is regarded as “The Father of Bodybuilding.  Sandow went on to perform all across Europe and came to America in 1893, where his exhibition at the World’s Columbian Exposition in Chicago involved being displayed in a black velvet lined box with white powder covering his body to convey the appearance of a marble statue.  A cultured appearance, high intelligence and well-mannered disposition coupled with dressing well, a charming European accent and hearty laugh were all traits that only increased his popularity.  Reported to be perceptive businessman, Sandow authored five books, owned a mail-order physical instruction/exercise equipment, invented a unique spring-loaded dumbbell and weighted resistance band training system, produced and promoted Sandow Cigars, Sandow Health & Strength Cocoa and a magazine dedicated to physical culture, and opened a Physical Culture Studio in London which was one of the first health clubs which starkly contrasted the ‘sweaty’ gyms at the time.  He also organized the first ever bodybuilding competition in 1901, and in recognition of his contribution to the sport, a bronze statue of Sandow has been presented to winners of Mr. Olympia since 1977.

the-mighty-atom-joseph-greensteinThe man revered as ‘The Greatest Strongman’, Yosselle Greenstein was three months premature when he was born to the poorest family in Suvalk, Poland in 1893 and lucky to have endured such an early hardship.  Though he was small in stature as a teenager, he retained an enormous amount of resolution, heart and purpose.  Drawn to the depiction of chiseled Russian strongman Champion Volanko who was in town with the Issakoff Brothers’ Circus, Greenstein attempted to sneak into the show because he had no money, but was caught, beaten and left for dead.  It was then he encountered Volanko in the flesh who helped him overcome physical limitations and two years later, had a body as firm as his determination.  The beginning of his career as a strongman began in 1914, when he was shot in the head in Galveston, Texas yet was able to leave the hospital the same day, citing his physical conditioning for saving his life.  He became The Mighty Atom and was able to: snap apart chains with his hands or by expanding his chest, bend iron bars or horseshoes with his teeth, curve half inch rolled steel rods into heart shapes, and drive nails through wood with his bare hands.  The Mighty Atom was also a true superhero, known for fighting intolerance which resulted in the hospitalization of six longshoremen after a dramatic fight in 1936.  During another incident that occurred after he tore down a sign that said “No Dogs or Jews Allowed”, it is reported that defeated twenty men, and while he was arrested, he was subsequently released without charge due to the court refusing to believe he acted alone.  During World War II Greenstein volunteered his time and demonstrated his strength which in turn sold hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of war bonds, and also assisted in the recruitment of New York City’s Police Force without asking for compensation.  The Mighty Atom continued to perform well into his eighties, with a final appearance at Madison Square Garden in 1977, but remains as the “mightiest little man to have ever walked the earth.

Though the choice to be tattooed or a strongman was not a rare sight by the time Rasmus Nielsen accumulated his own collection of ink, he still managed to concoct an act that was virtually unheard of in order to set himself apart.  His septum, tongue and nipples were subsequently pierced, and was able to lift anvils from these piercings through strengthening elasticity and pain tolerance.  It is believed that he also had a surface piercing in his chest, though there is not much information to confirm how, when or where it was done.  An image of him hanging his anvil from this piercing was one he became well known for and was used as a pitch card that Nielsen often signed the back of.  These feats were an instant sensation and his fame quickly rocketed as people came to see the “Tattooed Wonderman”, who went from lifting anvils that weighed 50 pounds to those that weighed up to 250 pounds, allegedly able to lift 115 pounds with one nipple and a 25 pound hammer with his tongue.  He also had a piercing in the back of his neck that was used to pull a cart loaded with spectators or sledgehammers.  Sadly this amazing pioneer who certainly set records few have been able to beat dwindled into oblivion following his retirement in the 1950’s, though he has certainly earned a place in both body modification and sideshow history a memorable and remarkable figure.

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ATOMIC ADONIS

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Filling the proverbial shoes of such extraordinary figures is no easy feat, but as always I strongly urge to use inspiration as a jumping off point when it comes to translating it into wearable fashion while maintaining a prominent sense of self that allows your inner confidence to come forth.  The result combines vintage and retro designs with prevailing trends among alternative fashion to provide a comfortable base that one can add their personality to.  Since the strongman is all about showing off those hard earned muscles, that can be accomplished with a Nat Nast Shaken Not Stirred Camp Shirt, a long name for a short sleeved button down in a classic corvette red that has a unique all over dash pattern which compliments the vertical stripes on each side of the button line.  The high performance technology inside these ClimaLite Classic Plaid Shorts wicks moisture away from skin for quick evaporation to keep the athlete dry, and the colors reflect those of the shirt for a relaxed resort vibe.  No need for socks when you are wearing the Iron Fist Lounge Leopard Oxford, a closed toe brogue that has a tan background covered in orange leopard spots along with pieces of red flowers and blue wings, as it is flamboyant enough on its own.

Moving on to accessories, it was rather difficult to find ones that were quality and not something found on the discount rack for those who want to be categorized as ‘punk’ or ‘metal’ or that were too ridiculous even for my taste.  Minimalism and urbanity are reflected in the Ben Sherman Woven Belt, which is made from black cotton cord with leather trim that makes it both smart and efficient.  These days the strongman can be known for hoisting large amounts of weight with various pierced parts, most commonly stretched ear lobes, and I cannot think of anything better to showcase these anatomical anomalies than with a pair of Anatometal Bullet Eyelets, seen here in ASTMF-138 stainless steel with bronze bullet inserts and a crown of black princess cut CZ gemstones.  Continue to flatter body parts with severe jewelry such as a Black Onyx Ring in sterling silver carved with scrolling vine work, and a Twister Ring that is distinguished by a spiral of silver that cuts through the polished black titanium.  The stainless steel front plate of this Wide Leather Buckle Bracelet merges naturally with soft black leather to form a sleek, novel piece which is easily balanced by kitschy and colorful watch you can use to time workouts.  In fact, you can store your keys on a ring attached to anvil that actually has a bit of weight to it, while your ID, cash and various cards are tucked safely inside of Circus Strongman Case, the brilliant illustration on the outside serving as motivation.

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REVAMP RUCKUS

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If one is going to spend any amount of time working on the body, it is always important to treat your parts right to maintain health and happiness both inside and out!  Get on the right track with these amazing products from LUSH, hand selected for their fragrances and promised performance.

 

1 – Exotic essential oils inside the Ultimate Shine shampoo bar effectively balances the hair and scalp, while aromatic scents such as ylang ylang, violet leaf and elmi oil will soften locks, and a touch of golden glitter add a boost of shimmer.

2 – Rich and moisturizing without weighing hair down, Happy Happy Joy Joy is a vegan conditioner that has a base of almond mild with a mix of rose and orange water to make hair more pliable, leaving behind a cheerful perfume thanks to orange flower absolute, rosewood and grapefruit oils.

3 – While in the shower, revive skin with an invigorating scrub using Rub Rub Rub, an extra cleansing and exfoliating shower gel that uses mineral-rich sea salt, lemon juice and mimosa blossoms to leave you feeling refreshed.

4 – Afterwards reach for Angels on Bare Skin, one of the best-selling cleansers LUSH has to offer that removes all sorts of debris that has been built up in your skin.  Kaolin clay reaches deep to purify pores, ground almonds gently clear dead skin away, then rose and lavender kick in for a soothing finish.

5 – Suitable for all skin types, Gorgeous is an aptly named moisturizer made with quality ingredients like orange blossom honey, fresh pineapple juice, and extra virgin olive and wheat germ oils.  They melt together on your skin wonderfully, and you are sure to see an improvement within four to six weeks.

6 – For a strong hold to your hair style without that stiff, sticky feeling, The Big Tease offers versatility while keeping your mane moisturized and happy with cupuacu and cocoa butters, as orange flower, bergamot, lemon and jojoba oils naturally uplift both your roots.

7 – Combat bacteria that causes stinky sweat by using T’eo, a zesty deodorant that is packed with powders that absorb perspiration and essential oils which neutralize odors.  The fresh scent is powered by juniper berry, tea tree and lemon grass oils, with a touch of green grapes as a natural antibacterial defense system.

8 – Inspired by the mythology behind the Agglestone, the Devil’s Night Cap is part of LUSH’s new Gorilla Perfume line and invokes imagery of wandering through dark oak woods.  This is captured by bitter oakwood andoakmoss, with clary sage to sharpen perceptions and ylang ylang to befuddle the senses.

9 – Before getting dressed, dust with Silky Underwear, a luxurious powder that has been crafted from grated cocoa butter to keep skin supple and kaolin to absorb excess moisture; jasmine and vetivert surrounding you in an aphrodisiac fragrance.

Resources: John Holtum, Eugen Sandow, The Mighty Atom, Rasmus Neilsen

Reading & Research: Oldtime  Strongman, Tattoo Archive, Sideshow World

Photo Credit: 1 – the Adrenalist, 2 – Fine Art America

So In Lush

Inevitably this time of year is marked with merchandise that is supposed to lure us in and somehow reflect the feelings we have towards someone special in our lives, whether you have known each other for a few months or recently celebrated your 30th wedding anniversary.  Being an advocate of Ant-Valentine’s Day, where one totally ignores all the pleas from corporations to use material things as displays of love and affection in favor of spoiling themselves.  For those who are single, do not subscribe to conventional relationships or simply just have no desire to celebrate such a ridiculous ‘holiday’, there is an immense amount of social pressure to feel guilty that someone is not lavishing them with gifts and I find it to be unacceptable.  There is nothing wrong with having the confidence to love yourself before trusting the emotion to a complete stranger who may as well be lying just to get what they want.

The point is that love comes in many forms and can be in expressed in some of the most beautiful and creative ways among all the species in the world, and are we really going to do that with items that are mass produced with little to no thought or emotion behind them?

Alternatives to spending February 14th doing anything but moping or avoiding all the annoying couples who put on elaborate shows of public affection so we all just how loving they are include:

  • Going to the beach with your friends and having a picnic/bonfire, responsibly of course.
  • Make a collage of things that inspire you and hang it in a visible place for daily affirmations.
  • Change one aspect of your appearance – it can be as minor/major as you desire.
  • Read a book or watch a movie you really enjoy with someone who never has to create a new experience for you both.
  • Hike through nature, take pictures and stop somewhere to just enjoy what you see around you.
  • Spend time with people who generally make you feel good about yourself.

If none of those sound appealing then perhaps some quiet time in the bath would assist in escaping the chaos of cupids and chocolates, which can be achieved by using these fresh products from LUSH.

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Ease cynical celebrations with The Ex-Factor, a fun bath bomb that quenches your thirst for revenge without having to face that heartless bastard one last time.  As this pseudo voodoo doll dissolves it will calm nerves with soothing blue water while vanilla scented musk helps you forget they even existed as the tiny heart gets washed down the drain.

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Hailed as a “world famous sphere of sex appeal”, Sex Bomb certainly lives up to its name by way of an intoxicating mixture of jasmine, clary sage and ylang ylang that act as powerful aphrodisiacs.  Your body will also relish the softening powers of soya milk that will leave skin feeling as smooth as silk.

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Part of the LUSH We Believe statement which appears on their bags and website states the company’s belief “in the right to make mistakes, lose everything and start again”, and Phoenix Rising is certainly a tribute to that.  Sinking to the bottom of the tub, it slowly rises up and fizzes while releasing a cinnamon and spicy apple scent with a twist of orange meant to lift spirits and fill you with inspiration.

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Combining the fragrances of rose and orris root, Tisty Tosty is meant to relieve tension as it warms you with positive vibes.  The added touch of jasmine to this love potion improves rough or dry skin, which is ideal if you are spending time under the sheets with someone.

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A very limited edition bubble bar, Magic Mushroom is full of fruity smells and plenty of soft bubbles.  The red cap contains creamy Vanillary perfume while the white stem has captured the aroma of fresh strawberries, both of which offer relaxation for an enchanting bath.

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If love has you down The Comforter is there to supply your with plenty of purple water and creamy bubbles to console your soul.  The welcoming rich bouquet of blackcurrant and cassis absolute wraps you up in feelings of warm cotton that you are welcome to snuggle in until ready to deal with the world again.

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With a name that is rumored to have been influenced by a former LUSH staff member who had to be relocated from once office to another after “using up all the single ladies”, Two Timing Tart has plenty of coconut cream that makes skin soft in a milky bath scented with soothing geranium and sensual jasmine.

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No longer will you have ‘one of those days’ when Happy Bubble is around!  Cheery aquamarine waters greet you with the fragrances of tangerine and orange blossom that rise and surround you with clouds of reassuring steam.  The aromatherapy of neroli oil is said to curb anxiety, while sandalwood alleviates and tones to skin to leave you feeling refreshed.

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Often the Winter weather can wreak havoc on the skin, so if you find yourself suffering from dryness or irritation, perhaps it’s time to try In The Nude.  This tranquil bath melt contains lavender, rose, and chamomile oils that treat dry patches while you soak up the cocoa butter infused waters.

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Inspired by a traditional Chinese tale of love conquering all, Willow Pattern is made from creamy rose, Sicilian lemon and rosewood soap; a limited edition that is only available through the end of the month.

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Advertised to be “sexy, sultry and sensual”, Lust Soap is infused with jasmine absolute that is known to come with Lust perfume, so that you can layer on both for the ultimate weapon of seduction.

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Though it may look and smell good enough to eat, The Godmother is meant for your hands though can be used on any part of the body.  Fans of Snow Fairly will recognize the intoxicating aroma of bubblegum and candy floss that comes in a vibrant pink and red package.

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Touted as the world’s first soft-centered massage bar, Tender Is The Night has a shell composed of light shea and murmuru butter that is easily crushed in your hands.  The center reveals a bounty of almond oil, glycerine, cupuaçu and agave syrup scented with jasmine, ylang ylang and vanilla perfume that you cannot resist massaging all over.

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Decadence is personified with Chocolala, a rich massage bar infused with the sweet scent of violets and containing what is said to be “shameful quantities” of dark chocolate that is certain to melt into your skin.

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Speaking of products inspired by tempting confections, Chocolate Whipstick has ingredients such as oats, almond and wheatgerm oils to reduce dryness, while beeswax adds waterproofing to protect sensitive skin.  Then there is a dose of vanilla absolute and orange oil, not to mention real chocolate, all of which melds together to tone lips.

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Another first from the LUSH lab, The Kiss is a vegan lip gloss that is free from preservatives yet protects your lips and gives them a slight glossy pink sheen.  Shea and cupuaçu butters blend together to moisturize, while a hint of almond and mandarin flavors might make for an irresistible pout.

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Prior to applying either lip balm, scrub with Bubble Gum, which contains Fair Trade sugar to exfoliate and castor oil to moisturize.  It also has the same sweet fragrance that Snow Fairy does, while jojoba oil effectively softens the skin.

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Though it has become an increasingly popular color among alternative models, pinups and fetish icons, there are so many shades of red that if the idea of processing your locks with harsh chemicals is unappealing, then you might want to try out Caca Rouge Mama.   This dye is made with the reddest dye and using the finest Persian henna where the leaves are dried, ground into powder and then mixed with conditioning cocoa butter.  Hair will also be left shiny and lustrous thanks to organic lemon juice, rosemary and clove bud oil.

Always do a strand test before taking the plunge in case you are not ready for hair that might stop traffic, and be sure to protect your neck, ears and hairline.

How To Use

  1. Cut henna into small pieces and place in heatproof bowl.
  2. Add hot water and let steep.  Mix to yogurt-like consistency.
  3. Put on gloves and apply from back to front, thoroughly coating hair.
  4. Cover in cling wrap for more vibrant color.  Leave on for one to six hours.
  5. Rinse, shampoo and condition hair.
  6. Dry, style and enjoy!

 

LUSH Holiday Gift Guide

This might only be my second Gift Guide filled to the brim with LUSH products, but I certainly recognize some items from last year and am going to do my best to avoid repeating suggestions.  Since the fun fragrances speak volumes for themselves, I figured it would not make much sense to provide a prologue littered with alliterations when there are so many great things to talk about.  Though I would like to note that the majority of these retail for $20 or under and also send a reminder to readers that there are only twelve shopping days left!

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Make bath time a cause for celebration with Golden Wonder, a present shaped Bath Bomb with a bright citrus scent which comes from orange, lime and cognac oils reminiscent of fizzy champagne.  Speaking of which, once this is in the tub it will reveal vibrant gifts that put on a show just for you.

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Inspired by Japanese bathing traditions, Winter Bath is loaded with spicy ginger and clove bud oils which combine to give your skin a herbal hint of warmth.  Bath melt mix and soya milk have also been added to moisturuize seasonally dry skin so that it is soft and smooth all season.

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Banish the dreaded Holiday Hangover with Jingle Spells, a restorative potion crafted from juniper berries, fennel, tangerine and ylang ylang oils.  Infused with an enchanting galaxy of gold, silver and black stars that appear as the Bath Bomb dissolves while your tub is tinted a lovely shade of lavender to help you relax.

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A present to yourself that is chock-full of surprises, Crackersnap can be pulled apart or tossed in the tub to inhale the zesty fragrance of rosewood, lemongrass and bergamot.  As it continues to snap, crackle and pop, you will soon find that it is has been stuffed with treats and can be used for up to three baths.

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To indulge in a holiday treat without counting calories, crumble Gingerbread House into the bath water to generate delicious cinnamon bubbles.  Ginger root oil and powder create a warming sensation while an uplifting dash of lemon oil helps cleanse and tone your skin.

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Get the most of your money with this three-in-one bubble bar, and one will not be disappointed in the items stuffed into Santa’s Sack.  Remove the presents to save them for later and then dissolve the sack in the bath, slipping under mounds of spicy bubbles generated by tonka absolute and neroli oil as fresh tagetes oil benefits skin that is dry, sore or cracked.

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Lather up with lemon, grapefruit and lemongrass oils to refresh your mind, body and soul after a long day of frolicking with Snow Globe.  It will also help keep you calm during moments of festive frenetic energy by way of ylang ylang oil and turquoise color, both of which are going to turn up the relaxation.

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Though the aromatic properties of Snowcake may seem good enough to eat, this almond icing and marzipan confection is loaded with benzoin and rose absolute.  A slice of this holiday treat generates a rich and creamy lather that will leave skin feeling soft and smooth as a dewy petal.

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Sweet and fruity, Angel’s Delight is influenced by the English custard of the same name and is just as decadent as the desert.  Saturated with tangerine and orange essence, the colorful chunks suspended in this fresh handmade soap makes it as unique as a snowflake!

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Marketed as a spectacular seasonal soap that is a brilliant balance of stimulating, refreshing lathers with a hint of luxurious, indulgent sweetness, North Pole offers two different scents and colors for you to choose from.  On the pink side is cocoa absolute  and peppermint, while cedarwood and cypress oils reside in the white.

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Exfoliate skin for a toned, glowing complexion with Sandy Santa, a Shower Scrub made from sand and sugar.  Orange, rosewood and sandalwood oils blend together for an extra dose of softness while making you smell marvelous!

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This classic holiday treat is ideal for those with constant candy cravings and adds some fun to your shower with irridescent glitter that disappears when you rinse.  Snow Fairy has been infused with the delicious fragrance of candyfloss and vanilla that will have visions of Summer carnivals dancing in your head.

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Reap the benefits of your favorite libation on your own skin with Glögg, which has a generous nip of real organic red wine to assist with getting the party started on bleak mornings.  Cinnamon and clove bud have been mixed with a shot of brandy to perk you up, while orange juice cleanses your skin and keeps it glowing.

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A bewitching brew of delightful ingredients, Potion Lotion is a concoction of cocoa butter and almond oil to nourish skin, while a rose petal infusion makes it incredibly soft.  Tangerine tones and carnation absolute lends a distinctive floral note which can be applied any time of the year.

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Named for the log-shaped French desert, Bûche de Noël has fresh ingredients for glowing holiday skin.  Scrub away dead skin with ground almonds, cleanse with kaolin clay and then nourish with almond oil and seaweed.  There’s also a splash of brandy and overall you will be able to get rid of winter-induced roughness, leaving skin feeling softer than snow that has freshly fallen.

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Though the components of Let the Good Times Roll may read more like a recipe for a tasty snack than elements of a fresh facial cleanser, the maize, flour, and polenta with popcorn topping all serve a purpose.  Together they leave your skin clean, smooth and bright while a dash of cinnamon powder invigorates; it is gentle enough to use on your entire body though available for a limited time.

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Skip the cookies and candies to engorge yourself on Sweet Christmas, one of many LUSH gift sets that have been put together to help customers who may be shopping for someone special and may be unsure of what to get.  The cotton candy scented sweets in this one are the Candy Mountain bubble bar and Rockstar soap, both of which are tasty bath time bonbons that can be enjoyed by everyone.

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An archetype for Secret Santa gifts, Festive Cheer is said to make unsuspecting friends, neighbors and coworkers smile with sunny, citrus aromas.  It contains the Sandy Santa from the list above as well as Ponche shower gel, suitable for those who favor showers over baths.

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Make spirits bright no matter what the forecast is with Cool Christmas, the duo of icy fresh soaps sure to put a bit of zing in your morning.  The set contains Snow Globe [see above] and Whoosh, a shower jelly that can be frozen then applied during a steamy shower for a stimulating treat.

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Christmas Party stands out among the other sets because it is contains a pair of treats that can be enjoyed by a party of one [or more].  Party Popper spins around the tub detonating pink and blue color bombs, crackling and popping candy exploding beside dried honeydew flakes, while Northern Lights provides the perfect neon glow.

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Made from 100% recycled materials, Santa’s Hat can be used to wrap up stocking stuffers and small gifts.  Tie it around your head or face [depending on whether you want to ‘wear’ the hat or beard] for an instant Christmas party costume!  If your locks look less than lustrous first thing in the morning when you are ready to reek havoc on pristine packages and someone is shoving a camera in your sleepy face, this scarf also comes in handy as a funny disguise.

Topaz Pizazz

Who first comes to this world below

In dreary November’s fog and snow,

Should prize the topaz amber hue,

Emblem of friends and lovers true

The poem above echoes a few assets with which topaz is associated: dependability, fidelity and devoted friendship.  This stone is found in Brazil, China, Pakistan and Shri Lanka, though the name itself is derived from Topazos, a tiny island in the Red Sea where Romans acquired a stone they entitled with the same name.  It is generally colorless but has also been found in light to medium blue, violet, yellow, pink, gold, green and brown.  For the sake of this guide, however, I will be focusing on the orange-red shades, as they happen to be the most valuable topaz.  Legend dictates that gifting a piece of jewelry which includes November’s birthstone will grant good luck and protection to the wearer.

If gold chains and glittering gems are not your thing, you can still wear topaz and otherwise embrace the mystical properties associated with it.  Whether sweeping shadow across the eyes, sculpting ombre tones on nails or trying something totally new and bringing the coveted amber color into your current hairstyle, the products presented here certainly do not fall short of fantastic.  Use these tips when putting together a look for the office, a dinner date or a night on the town celebrating your Scorpio birthday!

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It is no secret that Illamasqua has superb colors which create a proclamation as distinctive as you are, and their Powder Eye Shadows offers intense, extremely long-lasting pigments that urge you to be bold and experiment with makeup.  Here I have selected three shade which can be used separately or together with a few golden highlights that can have your eyes making a statement as soon as you enter a room.  From left to right is Apex – red-orange with matte finish, Vulgar – bright flame orange with matte finish, and Vapour – tangerine with matte  finish.

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Bright orange lipstick might seem intimidating, but Flare has an iridescent finish that keeps it soft and sophisticated as opposed to overly obnoxious.  With a highly pigmented formula that glides on smoothly and is long-lasting, you might find yourself hard pressed to resist trying it at least once.

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Now is the time to emerge from being a wallflower and exude confidence as people take notice, especially if you are wearing Temper Intense Lipgloss.  This bright tangerine high shine gloss can be used over Flare or by itself; either way ensures that you will be captivating.

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Though a much cooler shade than the other products, this is still high quality Nail Varnish that is extremely chip resistant so you can enjoy the effort put into your manicure.  Take the vivid tangerine tones of Whack, blend carefully with a bit of Gamma [neon orange] and Faithful [coppered metal, metallic finish] for a powerful look.

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Don’ let your face have all the fun!   Bold color will always be a prominent trend in hair as far as I am concerned, but if you are not into neon bright enough to burn out retinas, there is a semi-permanent dye intended to deliver brilliantly fierce results.  Ion Color Brilliance Brights can be applied to natural, pre-bleached or color treated hair, though it should be noted the lighter or more pale the hair is, the more intense the resulting color will be.  Carefully blend Red, Orange and Magenta to create your custom topaz shade, and remember to do a strand test before taking the plunge to be sure you like what you see.  Select precise strips, random chunks or go for an all over coverage to transform your locks into strands of spun topaz.

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Once you have made your selections and are ready to flaunt your new look, there will certainly be a desire to sink in a tub full of refreshing fragrances that can assist you in starting the day feeling refreshed.  These delicious products from LUSH never fails to deliver when it comes to lavishing yourself with things that smell good, and when Bon Bomb hits the water you’ll know why.  The Bath Bomb contains avocado and mango butters that will make dry skin soft, while the fresh scents of orange oil and lime are sure to give you that extra boost in the morning.

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If topaz had a smell, for some reason I can imagine it being heavy on the citrus to coordinate with its tropical tones and that is the inspiration behind the selection of these products as opposed to just their color.  After your bath, treat yourself to the fruity fragrance of You’ve Been Mangoed, a delicious Bath Melt filled with mango and avocado butters that will condition your skin much like the Bath Bomb did, while citrus oils brighten it.  The added touch of lemongrass not only acts as a toner, but it can also lift your mood and get you ready to face your day.

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If heaps of frothy white bubbles  that soften skin while you sit in them soaking up the citrus and chocolate scent is your idea of heaven, then the Yuzu and Coca Bubble Bar is for you!  This unique ‘Bubbleroon’ is filled with Extra Virgin coconut oil, Fair Trade Shea Butter and just the right dose of cocoa absolute that gives it that decadent fragrance.

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Take care of you newly dyed hair with Godiva, a vegan 2 in one Solid Shampoo Bar that will assist in conditioning and moisturizing, both of which you will need if you decide to bleach for more vibrant hues.  Cocoa and Shea butters have been combined with camellia oil for manageability, while jasmine leaves an empowering and lasting aroma.

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If you have a bit of trouble getting yourself motivated in the morning, then perhaps it is time to try Back to Breakfast.  Stimulating lemon, lime and grapefruit oils in this Shower Gel cleanse and tone, gently waking up your mind and body.  There is also an added touch of honey that is great for treating dry or sensitive skin, both of which easily occur with the colder weather.

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Soap is exciting again, especially when it has been made from the peels of organic oranges, limes and lemons that give Sexy Peel the exfoliating texture of fresh marmalade.  The revitalizing orange juice and oil delivers nutritious Vitamin C to help keep skin clear, and overall it is certain to give you a reason to roll out of bed in the morning.

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When you are ready to wind down for the day and embark on a spiritual journey, Cosmic Dreamcatcher is the Massage Bar that will help you refocus energy with a specific blend of oils, while frankincense, sage and thyme help you relax.  Fresh mango has also been blended in to rehydrate and brighten skin, leaving it smooth while you lay in bed and fall into your dreams.

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Zesty Treats

Before you embark on hours of makeup and costume application for an evening of festive fun, pamper your body with limited edition holiday themed products.  Embrace the spirit of Halloween with six delightfully decadent items full of Fall fragrances that will have you swimming in waves of relaxation, plus six other equally sinful specialty beauty brews which should effectively trick onlookers into believing that you are whatever character you have chosen to portray for the evening.  Or just treat yourself to something special in lieu of costumed parties and get lost in a classic Universal monster film or other appropriate zombie/horror/gore movie fest with one of these great items from Lush!

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For some, drinking a warm glass of milk before bed aides in better sleep, but I am not really keen on the idea of consuming that much liquid and then burrowing into blankets.  Instead I can turn to Twilight, soothing stress with lavender, a natural melatonin, while tonka absolute combats sleeplessness.  Printed with the moon and stars, this pretty Bath Bomb surrounds you in waters that change from pinks to purples and get darker still, much like the sky as the sun sets.

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Wrap your skin in the aphrodisiac scents of ginger and jasmine while soaking in the moisturizing properties of coca butter and almond oil.  Something Wicked This Way Comes as your skin will beg to be touched, and the lucky person doing so will sure to remember you when the sensual scent lingers on their skin the following day.

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Spicy clove bud and cardamom oils are trapped inside this fragrant grinning pumpkin, and Jacko even has an extra surprise in the form of spearmint oil.  Chase away those Autumn chills and carve out some much-needed alone time in your otherwise busy schedule to enjoy this warm and fizzy Bath Bomb.

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Speaking of spicy suds, Pumpkin contains cinnamon, clove, cardamom and a touch of spearmint, though don’t let the handmade appearance fool you, as it is for washing and not eating.  Bring it in the bath with you after dissolving Jacko for an experience that will make you feel as though you are swimming in a pumpkin pie!

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For a stunning citrus sun set in your tub, the Enchanter throws shades of tangerine across the bath water, which is then swallowed by a pink light show.  A powerful potion of lime oil cleans up congested skin while delicate notes of neroli oil helps tone it.

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If you feel like the walking dead after an evening of haunting your local streets, lift your spirits with Ghost, a refreshing shower jelly that can give you an extra boost if put in the fridge or freezer.  An infusion of orchid, jasmine absolute and ylang ylang oil makes it more floral than frightful, while carrageenan seaweed gel nourishes and softens and dry patches you may have.

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Suitable for all skin types, Emotional Brilliance Translucent is mattifying powder that can be used to set foundation in place with a shine-free finish, or by itself to even out skin tone when going for a natural look.  The talk base absorbs oil to give skin a smooth appearance while jojoba oil keeps it happy and healthy.  You can even swipe some over your eye lid to keep liner from smudging!

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It is important to exfoliate as we slowly wander into the colder weather, and believe it or not Popcorn can leave your lips smooth all season long!  This sweet and salty lips scrub may be simple, but it is also quite scrumptiously flavored just like the satisfying snack from which its name originates.  Don’t be shy about licking it off and be sure to put it on your wish list so that you can enjoy it through all the upcoming holidays.

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Firmly establish that you are always physically powerful, able to withstand pressure and are Strong competition by way of a stunning blood orange Liquid Lipstick.   The super softening base moisturizes lips, and remember to apply a lip balm first for a flawless finish.

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To create an irresistible pout, paint your lips ruby-red and get ready to have the most life-changing smooch ever.  Inspired by a certain apple-biting princess, It Started With A Kiss blends a warm apple infusion into warming cinnamon and is sprinkled with a hint of white chocolate.  This can also be used as a cheek stain by simply dabbing on a small amount and blending it in!

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The best part of Mange Too might be the fact that it is an edible Massage Bar, but who could resist the sweet scent of chocolate combined with honey and banana?  Soften skin with Shea and cocoa butter, which moisturizes and leaves you feeling pliable.

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Encourage a healthy dose of physical affection with Bewitched, a love potion turned Massage Bar that is infused with lime and violet leaf fragrance for an uplifting and stimulating experience.  Chamomile will help the object of your lust to forget about past lovers, and extra virgin coconut oil will improve your skin’s tone.

Immaculate Inspirations

It is universally known that one simply does not wear white after Labor Day, though if you inquire why that is to the average etiquette expert there is a good chance they have no explanation.  Since white is of a lighter weight, it tends to be an easy way to keep cool during the Summer.  Combine this with the fact that people favored clothes that were fairly formal over cutoff jeans or T-shirts and a vague answer begins to develop.  The fashion magazines of the early and mid-20th century held headquarters in big cities littered among the Norther climate region that experienced seasons.  While white would certainly be sensible for hot Summer months, but those who wore such ensembles dared not to risk sullying them in mud following a heavy Autumn rain.

Though this may sound sensible, it is quite rare that a rule of fashion serves a functional reason, and some historians speculate that the no-white-after-Labor-Day could be symbolic.  Photographs of American cities in the 1930s  depict denizens in dark clothing, many of which were on their way to jobs.  In contrast, those who were well-to-do could escape such congestion to lounge at resorts in white linen suits and Panama hats that created a “look of leisure”.  The traditional end of Summer is celebrated on the first Monday of September, and upon returning to the city these vacationers transitioned to heavier, darker clothing for Autumn.  The custom solidified into a concrete criterion by the 1950s as the middle class expanded, providing the old-money elite with leverage over social-climbers, though some increased their odds of gaining entrance into polite society by being savvy to all the rules.

Whatever the origin may be,  the rule was met with contention from Coco Chanel, who is known for making white a year-round staple in the 1920s, and stirred skepticism among the 1960s counterculture.  Today, more people than ever are brazenly rebelling against the out-dated dictum and I for one support such behavior.  Bronwyn Cosgrove notes in The Complete History of Costume & Fashion: From Ancient Egypt to Present Day that “fashion rules are meant to be broken by those who can pull it off”, and that “white looks really fresh when people are not expecting it”.  The unexpected is what this blog is all about, and that is why I put together this collection of items that can be utilized in post-Summer fashion.

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This 1940s style short sleeve dress by Trashy Diva is part of their Bridal Collection and is a contemporary version of a classic silhouette.  There are many features that create a sleek and flattering fit, from the low-cut front and back neckline to gathering at the shoulders, upper bust and upper back.  Though intended for wedding wear, bright blue pumps and silver accessories can give it a Winter flavor.

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Halterneck dresses should be a wardrobe staple, and this white sateen pencil dress by Vivien of Halloway can be worn anywhere from the office to a fancy soiree.  A boned and lined bodice that lifts the bust and nips the waist, eliminating the need for extra shapewear, while the curvy cut of the skirt yields a beautiful vintage hourglass figure.

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Black lace, buttons and ribbon accents of this Punk Rave white ruffle shirt from Restyle prevent it from falling into the peril of being a puffy pirate shirt.  Though it has corset lacing in the back, one can always get a bit of extra accentuation from a wide belt or satin corset.

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Lip Service‘s Industrial Vice category is full of delicious Vinyl Classics, such as the Hardcore Racer Back Cami Top that has a zip front, lace up back and is accented with buckled shoulder straps and D-rings.  Though the top also comes in red, the white has an almost angelic quality to it and could easily be part of a costume or club wear.

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One of the many vinyl items slated for release this fall is the Zip Front Underbust Top that has a mesh girdle contrast and chunky front zipper.  Closer inspection reveals diagonal sections along the sides that are dotted with metallic studs to create some visual interest.

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The ideal way to accentuate a vintage figure – that means having a waist that measures ten inches [or more] smaller than the hips – is with a steel boned corset such as Mortica from What Katie Did.  This ivory silk corset is a long-line underbust which pulls in the waist as tightly as desired, showing off shapely assets and recommended for those who have experience in tight-lacing.

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Out of any item one could wear that is white, I feel shoes would be the hardest to keep clean and maintain the snowy shade.  However, that does not mean they should never be worn, just take caution in doing so.  Having said that, it is not so secret that I am a fan of Jeffrey Campbell shoes even if I dream about having what I most likely would not buy.  The scaly silver armor and white leather peep toe upper are what make Tick the talk of the town.

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There does not have to be a special occasion to pamper yourself with a fancy new manicure, and whether you prefer natural or fake nails, consider coating them with Illamasqua’s Scorch.  This pure white polish has a glossy finish and it would be great as a background for some custom nail art.

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For the right amount of luminous sheen try Urban Decay’s Zephyr, a natural pearl eyeshadow that has no glitter but still manages to give your that perfect holiday glow.

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When in need of quiet contemplation or enlightenment, drift away with sandalwood, rosewood and gulacwood oils courtesy of Lush’s Temple of Truth, currently one of their top rated bubble bars.

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Jasmine, lavender, chamomile and sandalwood will help you melt into luxury, allowing you to relax as your worries fade.  Drop this into the bath right before you hit the sack and then get ready for Dreamtime.

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Give your hair a healthy dose of glorious glamour with Ultimate Shine, a shampoo bar that contains exotic essential oils that balance your mood and your tresses.  It also has the right amount of gold glitter for a literal boost of shine!

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Aesthetic Autopsy: Gentleman Geek

The legend of the Geek among Carny folk is far different from the image that is often portrayed by works of fiction.  Take for example HBO’s series Carnivale, in which Henry Scudder held mystical powers and appeared only briefly in his tuxedo, which was also seen on a pitch card where the title of this article stems from.  Unfortunately this part of the character was not really developed and so the man in the fancy suit and top hat holding a chicken by its feet remained elusive.  In the 1940s film noir Nightmare Alley, the Geek is an alcoholic whose mental state is less than stable – he performs the act because it is all that he can do, but eventually the bottle takes control.  When the ambitious Stan comes along seeking a job from the boss, jokes are made that he can assume the role left vacant by the booze-loving Pete, and it is during this scene which one of my favorite lines is delivered: “You know what a geek is, don’t you?”  Katherine Dunn examines a whole other perspective of the true sideshow freak in her beautiful novel Geek Love, and I enjoy the fact that Crystal Lil recalls her time spent as the Geek.

geekIn modern society, there is no place for an act which so eagerly portrays violence against animals.  For those unaware, the Geek is one who would tear the heads off chickens [possibly other animals], or a ‘wild man’ of sorts who would sit in a pit of snakes.  The closest things sideshow currently offers are the insectivore – one who eats bugs, and the human ostrich – one who eats/ingests inedible objects such as glass.  Neither one are particularly pleasant but less extreme than what people used to pay for that was considered entertainment.  Those with vivid imaginations and a penchant for creating myths find all sorts of reasons to twist facts into fantasy, and this alternate reality becomes what people believe.  The brutal truth of the matter is that the only individuals who actually know how gruesome this act can be are those who have actually performed it.  My personal experience will not be exploited for the sake of an article about fashion, though there is enough evidence scattered among the archives one would discover through careful investigation.

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There are certainly questions which arise when encountering someone who deliberately subjects themselves to what is perceived as primitive behavior.  This is a topic that is heavily incorporated into my novel, which takes the role of the Geek from one that is undesirable and transforms it into a position of power.  While there is no denying the savagery that is presented in possessing the ability to remove oneself from all proper human behaviors, the notion that this can only be accomplished under the influence of drugs or alcohol is often hastily applied to many sideshow acts.  It is difficult for people to understand what serves as motivation to perform feats which seem physically straining without any apparent outside influence, so of course other substances must be in play.  Beneath the facade of the Geek that is sold to the public, is an ordinary man who makes the conscious choice to assume the role and all it entails.  Therefor, one should reserve judgment without having actually participated in such an act.

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METAMORPHOSIS

An essential part of being the Geek requires that separation between mild-mannered ordinary Joe Doe who goes to the supermarket every Sunday to pick up a quart of milk and the crazed lunatic chasing a chicken around while people are screaming and tying to find the quickest way to an exit is the presentation.  Leaving behind the stereotype of alcoholism and mental depravity, the aesthetic befitting of a contemporary gentlemen is composed of fabrics that are nothing but the finest fashion has to offer.  All Saints’ Brocade Military Tailcoat is made of slim fitting leather – ideal for protection against the talons of angry chickens not wanting to be some madman’s next meal – and features a number of details which keep it from  being mistaken for a cheap costume.  A long sleeve button-down poplin shirt that has stain release, wicks away moisture and comes in a variety of rich, dark colors such as this lovely burgundy ensures that possible blood spatter is not something to worry about.  In the same vein, Wrangler’s black cotton twill work pants offer both comfort and style, while also repelling stains and wrinkles.  The addition of a brown leather Western style vest may seem rather redundant, but here it offers a place to keep handkerchiefs for when cleanup is needed.  Two tone spectator shoes are an endless classic in Carny Style, done here in shades of black and brown to coordinate with the rest of the ensemble.  Being a main sideshow attraction means having to work on a schedule, and so this mechanical skeleton silver-tone pocket watch should assist in minding the time.

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MODERN LOVE

For an interpretation that has less of a dark carnival aspect and can be worn to local restaurants regardless of what is on the menu, trade in the leather for a vintage 1970s dark blue velvet tuxedo suit jacket that gives off more of a casual playboy vibe.  Taking a cue from the Preppy Punk style guide is this retro long sleeve turtleneck sweater, the rib knit wool adding a bit a of variegated texture to the black, grey and white argyle print.  A pair of double pleated black dress pants can be useful in a professional wardrobe as well as with casual looks such as this one, while red leather pointed toe shoes and high quality men’s blue striped socks are a testament of one’s bombastic personality.  Such an item is universal, however, and can also be used with pretty much any outfit to add a touch of personality.  Other accessories to complete a polished appearance include this brown leather tooled center laced belt, a red long silk scarf that can either be knotted around the neck or folded neatly and tucked into the pocket of the jacket, and a smashing vintage 1955 men’s watch which will ensure you are never late for dinner no matter what is on the menu.

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GROOMING

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When traveling, one seldom has time to take a shower, never mind the proper facility in which one can have absolute privacy to cleanse, and so there are alternative methods that have to be employed.  Thankfully there are companies like LUSH who understand such predicaments tend to arise, and products like No Drought Dry Shampoo that will briefly revive hair until there is time to wash it.  The fresh scent is generated by lemon, lime and grapefruit oils, while corn flour and talc soak up surplus oil to give locks a soft touch.  Of course there are also a line called Dirty which is ideal for an on-the-go lifestyle, where soap is replaced with Body Spray, where sandalwood battles against undesirable odor, and the fragrance of tarragon, lavender, thyme and a hint of spearmint lasts all day.  Feel free to follow up a few spritzes of that with Solid Perfume, where the spearmint is the prominent note accompanied by oakmoss and the same elements found in the spray have been combined into a solid form that can be applied to various areas of the body for an instant dose of this seductive aroma.  No matter what your style, do it up with plenty of Hair Cream, as cocoa butter and coconut oil moisturize and nourish, making hair soft and easy to manage, while rosemary soothes the scalp.  Combat irritation with a blend of oatmilk, shea butter and honey in a  Shaving Cream that will help the razor glide over your skin.  It’s also another layer of the Dirty fragrance, containing thyme, tarragon, spearmint, lavender, and sandalwood.  Top off this ritual with Toothy Tabs, an invigorating burst of spearmint for crisp breath, while neroli oil and baking soda help clean your teeth.

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The very connotation of the word ‘geek’ has evolved from its original definition, and in a sense is reclaimed worldwide by a number of people who want to show their pride of extraordinary skill in the technical field.  Among performers, the term ‘geeking’ is used in reference to things such as eating fire, though there is no actual digestion of flames which occurs and is just a gaffe for rubes who don’t know any better.  The fact remains that aside from munching on things like meal worms and crickets, the fine art of being a Geek is something that gruesome campfire stories are made of.  While chowing down on a squawking foul might not be suited for those without the intestinal fortitude to make it entertaining, one can certainly dress the part in good faith that the aesthetic properly represents the aristocratic tastes of Carny Trash.

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Yuletide Jollification

Winter Wolf FairyOriginally the name Giuli signified a sixty day tide beginning at the lunar midwinter of the late Scandinavian Norse and West Germanic tribes.  The arrival of Juletid thus came to refer to the midwinter celebrations.  By the late Viking Age, the Yule celebrations came to specify a great solstitial Midwinter festival that amalgamated the traditions of various midwinter celebrations across Europe.  Eastern Slavs worshipped Rozhanista in 12th century Russia as their mother winter goddess, offering bloodless sacrifices such as honey, bread and cheese.  In late December, brightly colored winter embroideries were made depicting the horned goddess in honor of the Feast, while white deer shaped cookies were given as lucky gifts.  December 13th is Lussi Night, supposedly the longest night of the year.  The Feast was celebrated by ancient Swedish, Scandinavian Lutheran and Eastern Orthodox before being appropriated by Catholics in the 16th century to become Saint Lucy’s Day.  Some folklore in Sweden had people, particularly children, that if they failed to carry out their chores, the Lussi [a female demon] would come to punish them.  [Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_solstice]

No matter how one chooses to ceremonialize the holiday this month, it can be agreed that the atmosphere is one of excited anticipation swept up in cups of hot tea or chocolate while fantasizing about blankets of sparkling white snow.  We find a comforting familiarity in the spirit of caring and sharing that drives us to annually repeat the tradition as it continually evolves, adapting practices to fit our tastes and aesthetics.  Certain themes remain prominent in various celebrations around the world, but there is no absolute in terms of creating an atmosphere of merriment that is limited only by imagination.  Whether one is gathered together with family, friends or forced to participate in some ancient ritual with relatives that you only see for that occasion, there are certainly wish lists that humbly implore fulfillment.

There is an assured delight that comes when an individual unwraps their first makeup kit, as it acknowledges the trust from parental units and marks a significant stage in life.  Once lipsticks were like crayons, beautifully colored with a smooth textures that easily glides across many surfaces.  Playing dress up is not always appreciated, especially since what is perceived as pretty toys someone spent a lot of money on to be destroyed in the hands of a child who was just satiating curiosity.  For the first time you are now in control of these tools, though much experimentation and practice must be executed because we are not born with perfect application skills.  Sure, the makeup most likely was purchased at the drug store or some retail chain, but it is undoubtedly yours to wear as desired.

Having said all of that, as an adult who views makeup as another artistic medium and making no claims of being a professional, there are plenty of choices to fulfill the needs of every budget.  The trend of wearing white, silver, blue and enough sparkles to rival the ball dropped in Times Square in recognition of the New Year is as out-played as clever holiday puns illustrated on greeting cards that are filled with gift certificates.  Instead, this guide will focus on four well-known brands punctuated with bold colors and a softer, subtle sheen for that enchanting fireside glow, with a bonus featuring tips on how to keep skin moisturized and ways to pamper oneself with bath products that are appropriate for the season.

M-A-C

Glitter & Ice

M-A-C’s 2011 Holiday Collection is inspired by Olympic skater JoHnny Weir with emphasis on glitter and glamour, suitable for anyone who wants to feel like they are basking in the glow of a spotlight.  Starting off with the Paint Pot, a product which offers creamy application and smooth shine, seen here in For Effect, which is a simple black with a pearl shimmer.  The Mineralize Eye Shadow is a winterscape of cool shades that range from powerful frosts to high impact color; Winterized is a dirty purple with silver, indigo and pink malange.  For superior pressed powder that is cool, frosted, soft and shimmering, try M-A-C’s Beauty Powder in this frosty pink beige aptly named Snowglobe or How Beautiful, which is a pale shimmering taupe.  The Technakohl Liner brings high-style glamour to eyeliner in six sensational shades to line or blend with other products, including Seasonally Spicy which is a lovely brown with pearl.  M-A-C’s lipsticks for the season boasts six championship colors such as Eloquent Air [a shimmering sheer white silver], with an equal amount of new Dazzleglass lip glosses that are glamorous multi-shades of shimmering pearls, seen here in Pleasure Principle [clear winter violet, teal and white pearl].  Compliment your festive face with three limited-edition Nail Laquer colors such as the true bright red Get Noticed, which I personally feel would look fabulous on a vintage manicure and is a fun way to spice up your holiday attire.  Swipe on a few coats of Opulash, M-A-C’s state-of-the-art mascara in a new formula saturated with intense black and extra-volumising curl delivered to each lash by a bodacious brush [not pictured], and complete the carefully crafted look with a pair of M-A-C 7 Lashes, which have been shaped and arranged to give a striking effect to any eyes.

6 Snowglobe Eye Shadows/CoolFor products that are less flashy but still deliver a bold impact of color, Ice Parade offers a collection of eye shadows, exclusive ready to go face kits and a line up of essential for any retrofuturistic snow queen.  The trio of Snow Globe shadows presents three palettes in Cool, Warm and Sultry, each with six frosty shades suitable for any fun festivity one might be attending.  As a bonus, the compact double as a charming snow globe!  Fabulous Festive Face Kits are a limited edition product that comes in Winter Cool or Warm.  Packed into MAC’s iconic clear bag, each kit contains a Brow/Eye shadow/Blush compact that is dual-layered, three glitter-handled brushes and a coordinating Lipglass.  The Iced Delights Eye Bag – available in Silver, Pearl and Gold – is another limited edition filled with items that correspond in color to the bag’s given name, which include a duo eye shadow, eye liner, mascara and applicator brush.  Similar in concept is the Iced Delights Lip Bag – available in Winter Cool, Sultry and Rocking – contains three products needed for a high-fashion lip: stick, gloss and liner.  There is even a pair of Iced Delights Nail & Lip bags in Rocking and Pure Drama that are compositions of a lipstick, Lipglass and promo-sized nail laquer which leaves all the guess work out of matching statement colors.  Make It Perfect is a mini collection of brush kits that make it easy to have a professional level stash of fundamental brushes that includes special editions and key mineral brushes.

If one really wanted to turn up the volume on glamour, than a bit of spoiling via the Gareth Pugh For M-A-C collection is in order.  Products include limited editions in a variety of products: Pigment, Metal X Cream Shadow, Flight Lash, Studio Fix Bold Black Lash, Technakohl Liner, Lipstick, Lipglass, Powder Blush, Beauty Powder, Nail Lacquer, square-handled Buffer Brush and an elegant Makeup Bag that is less flamboyant than their Iced Delights counterparts.  Wearing this makeup might no transform you into a supermodel, but they will definitely be a punctuation of whatever statement you are making with your presentation of Self this holiday.

NARS

Holiday Color Collection

The Multiple is a product which features a cutting-edge creamy formula that blends efficiently into eyes, lips and cheeks; seen here in G-Spot, a rich gold-infused rose .  Arabian Nights presents a trio of compatible color combinations of micro-fine powders that are highly pigmented in black with red pearls, black with purple pearls and black with gun-metal shimmer.  Joyous Red is a contemporary semi-matte lipstick that provides full-bodied, velvety color in a highly pigmented, non-drying formula and is a stunning amber red.  Highlighting Bush features illuminating powders that give the skin a light-reflecting luminous glow, seen here in Miss Liberty which is a soft shimmering peach.  Duo Eye Shadows  are a stylish product with astonishing micro-fine powders that are highly pigmented, long wearing and crease resistant, represented here by Mandchourie, a golden-infused denim and rich navy.  Creamy Eye Shadows are Graphic powders that blend easily, offering a range of suggestive color to deep concentration, such as Ponderosa, an opulent mink color.  Long-Wear Eyeliner brings a domestic product to the next degree with savory yet soft color that coasts across lids evenly with no smearing and no caking for up to twelve hours of wear.  The striking shades are named for the most well-known streets in the world such as Champo De Fior [antique brass] and St. Marks Place [bright violet].  Influenced by NARS’ signature Highlighting Blush, Albatross Lip Gloss gives lips a high-gloss, golden shine.  Leading-edge and time-honored NARS nail polish shades announce remarkable brilliance and increased holding power with UV protection to prevent discoloration, shown here in Endless Night [black gloss] and Space Odyssey [aluminum].

Hanamichi Eyeshadow PaletteTopping the list of other products NARS lists as suggestions for gifts is the beautiful Modern Kabuki Holiday collection, which upon sight is obviously influenced by the costumes and makeup of the kabuki theater.  The Kuroko Mini Nail Polish Set charmingly offers four inspired hues in high-gloss formulas with a durable finish.  The expressive kabuki eye is depicted by the Hanamichi Eye Shadow Palette, in prevalent, majestic high-impact shadows immersed with color.  The striking allure of the Kudoki Kabuki Lip Set is named for the elegant and dainty dance of kabuki theater, presented by a trio of intense shades in a keepsake wooden bento box to truly cherish this limited edition.  The Mie Mini Soft Touch Shadow Pencil Set is a fresh take on the kabuki eye with dynamically magnetic color with pencils that apply fluidly and are easily blended.  The Yorokobi Kabuki Super-Orgasm Set is a collection that emphasizes pink-pearlescent flecked with gold for a lustrous brilliance that can be applied to lips, cheeks and nails.  The final piece of this collection is the Nagauta Kabuki Brush Set, an extravagant limited edition assortment of multipurpose matte black brushes that come in a polished box much like the Lip Set.

There are also a variety of Artist Palettes available, the intriguing Makeup Your Mind: Express Yourself series of makeup groupings that coincide with a published photo project that examines different aspects of beauty and a selection of gift sets featuring five exclusive assortments.

TOO-FACED

Only In Your Dreams

Dedicated followers of Too-Faced know that their holiday collections are presented in aesthetically pleased packaging, and this year’s anthology is certainly no exception.  Dreams Come True is comprised of astounding products that features the limited edition In Your Dreams fifteen-piece face palette trio with flattering shadows such as Pink Peacock [pale pink], Swing [plum brown], Fishnet [silver black] and Full Moon [silver]; Girly Show is a cool mauve blush and Heart On is a smooth pink velvet for the lips, and it all comes with illustrated step-by-step face charts.  Lash Injection Mascara builds a seductive false lash effect and is waterproof, while Shadow Insurance Primer keep eye shadows where they belong for the whole day while preventing fading and creasing.  All of this is contained in the Angelic Beauty Bag, which is delightfully designed and has numerous uses.

Glamour To Go – Dream Edition is a fanciful pocket-sized beauty palette filled with a  marvelous collection for the lips, face and eyes with dainty vintage-inspired products such as mutli-functional eye  shadows, lip gloss, bronzer and blush.  Stunning Shadows come in eight alluring shades in an ideal mixture of textures.  With a brush of Flawless and Flushed, one gains  immediate luster from the golden bronzer or an ethereal glow from the sheer coral blush.  The ideal aesthetic for lips this winter can be achieved with Glamorously Glossed, and the bright pink lip gloss is appropriate everyday wear.  Finally, the size of this palette allows one to easily stash it in a purse or suitcase, as the wealth of products are what every discerning makeup maven needs for any holiday situation.

Beautiful Dreamer is an exclusive eye shadow quad composed of Teddy Bear, Blonde Ambition, Totally Toasted and Satin Sheet, as well as a blush and bronzer combination with Who’s Your Poppy Full Bloom Blush and Sun Bunny Bronzer Light, with a limited edition Pink Swan lip gloss, Shadow Insurance primer in a sheer gold called Candlelight, and LashGASM black mascara that boasts “It is thte size of your lashes that matter“.  Everything comes in a cute pink bag with swans, roses and the company name printed on it.

URBAN DECAY

While the only one of the four companies highlighted here that doesn’t have a specific theme, Urban Decay certainly delivers a bounty of festive merchandise that anyone would be excited to find stuffed inside a stocking.  Book of Shadows IV is a palette loaded with sixteen alluring eye shadows [ten of which are new colors], a full-size 24/7 Waterproof Liquid Eyeliner, travel-size eye shadow primer potion and a travel-size Supercurl Curling Mascara.  The eye shadows have creative names like Cobra [sooty black with gold shimmer], Hijack [greyish green with blue/green shimmer] and Sin [shimmering champagne], and the collection also includes a portable speaker as well as how-to vidoes that reveal looks created exclusively for the palette.

The Stardust Sparkling Lip Glosses are saturated with sophisticated sparkle, while multifaced shades mimic deep, dynamic car paint glinting without the scratchiness of teenage glitter.  They are are not sticky and contain conditioning nourishment with staying power and an interesting vanilla-mint flavor.

Something that can easily be tossed into any makeup bag are these 24/7 Travel Sets Of 5, available in Naked: a collection of sexy neutral tones including Demolition, a sumptous matte dark brown, that provides subtle daytime sultriness, or Electric: ideal for a revved up evening with colors such as Junkie [bright sparkly green] and Radium [vibrant shimmery blue]. Creamy and waterproof, these enticing shades are coordinated so that one spends less time picking out the right color and more time being a brilliantly hued social butterfly.

The 24/7 Shadow Pencil Stash is a travel-sized shadow pencil medley to research use of daring hues and flowing effects.  Perfecting impressive coats of color and decisive lines is an effortless task, with hues ranging from delicate iridescence to blazing and broad; Delinquent is a dark purple with bright purple sparkle, while Sin is a shimmering champagne.

Urban Decay’s Primer Potion is recognized as being the most sought after eye shadow, and the general consensus agrees it maintains your shadow’s dynamic color for 24+ hours.  Sparkling Lickable Body Powder gives skin a smooth luster when scattered over body parts, touted to smell and taste amazing.  The Holiday Nail Kit is jazzed-up with six mini bottles including five new hues such as Hot Mess [sparkling fuschia] and Wrecked [deep burgundy] to add festive flair to any manicure.

LUSH

The final gift suggestions for this guide focus on things that will help ease the aches of winter that can settle into one’s body, offer relaxation for wear retail workers and change what is often viewed as a boring bath into an impromptu spa session.  Whether you have loved Lush products since you can remember or are in the market to try something that isn’t filled with a bunch of artificial scents, the holiday season is captured in every aspect of in the selecting of products presented in the collage above.

Retro Christmas: Iced Wine – grapefruit and bergamot oils blend with saccharine hints of real Canadian Wine that is added to each pot while a seaweed infusion softens and moisturizes skin.  Directions: Put in the freezer and treat yourself to an invigorating, fruity scented shower. This shower jelly can also be crushed into a shower pouf to create a rich lather, rubbed directly on the body and also make great shampoos, adding lots of softness and shine to hair.

BATH BARS

Directions for use: Crumble under running water for a reviving and refreshing bath. Store in a cool dry place for best results, and remember that the stronger the water pressure, the more bubbles will be made, so use accordingly.

Bling Crosby – glitter encrusted and scented with Lush’s signature Kama fragrance of oranges and spices.

A Gold Star – full of solar essential oils such as sandalwood, frankincese, benzoin and a micro-galaxy of little golden stars.

Christmas Kisses – composed of warrming ingredients like cinnamon leaf oil, clove leaf and sweetorange oils that will aid in reliving fatigue.

Christmas Eve – deeply relaxing jasmine and ylang ylang scented bubble bar, with irish moss for soft sking and hair, as well as clouds of twikling foam.

Ruby Red Slippers – packed with carnation and rose absolute, plus a dose of bright red sparkles.

BATH BOMBS

Directions for use: Fill tub with warm water, drop in the bath bomb and enjoy – if you don’t want the added surprises in your tub, wrap in a nylon before use.

Green Party –  a blend of galbanum essential oil, sensual ylang ylang and stimulating bergamot; also fizzes recycled paper streamers.

Silver Cloud – a concoction of sweet orange and lime essential oils, laced with floral gardenia and a sharp zesty scent; silver sparkles.

Snowdrops – scented with mandarin and grapefruit, combined with a dash of peppermint and some irridescent sparkles.

Cinders – cinnamon oil brings warmth while almond oil emollient leaves the skin feeling silky smooth; crackle and pops due to being filled with fizzing candy.

The Melting Snowman – the first Luxury Bath Melt in an accelerated formula that releases essential oils and skin-softening butters which quickly dissolve into bath water with ease, while the almond icing, marzapan scent leaves your skin smelling like a decadent desert.  Directions: Drop half or whole into the tub while it fills with water, then get in and allow the natural oils to soften and moisturize your skin. 

TIPS AND TRICKS

It seems inevitable that with the arrival of the winter season, there also comes the unfortunate side effect of dry skin and chapped lips, both of which can be easy to manage by taking advantage of products that are specifically designed to target and relieve these problems.  Oily substances that are a product of the epidermis control the moisture level of the skin and refreshes itself monthly.   Dry skin develops when dead cells are not shed easily, and this decreases the usual active fortification of the skin.  Age, genes, weather changes, long lasting hot baths or showers, smoking, layers of woolen clothing and chronic health conditions are all causes of dry skin.  Certain body parts are also more prone to dryness, and hydration is important for skin health.

Somewhat modifying your skin-care routine by avoiding products with high levels of alcohol is a good way to protect your skin.  The face should be cleansed at least once a day and  gently exfoliate with a soft scrub or washcloth.  Confine showers to five minutes or less and make sure the water is lukewarm; adding collocidal oatmeal which is especially helpful for chapped skin.  Drinking water, applying lotion two times a day and putting a humidifier in the bedroom are also good ways of renewing your skin’s moisture.  Change the water daily and clean it once every three days.

When heading outside, my father always had the best advice – cover up – which is still an essential part of surviving brutal East Coast bone-chilling cold and colossal snow totals.  Leather gloves administer improved protection against moisture evaporation than cotton, and wax-based products provides a barrier for vulnerable lips.  To treat just about any degree of dry skin, the products fall into one of three categories:

PreventionCurél Ultra Healing Intensive Moisture Lotion for Extra-Dry Skin, Vaseline Intensive Rescue Moisture Locking Lotion  and Dove Pro-Age Body Cream Oil

Dry SkinAveeno Skin Relief Moisturizing Lotion, Johnson’s Nourishing Renewal Lotion and Olay Quench Therapy Body Lotion

Severe DrynessElta Tar, Aquaphor Healing Ointment and AmLactin 12% Moisturizing Cream

Whether making a list for Santa [who suspiciously has the same handwriting as your boyfriend] or looking to treat yourself to something special this season, may one and all embrace the joys that should be associated with the holiday no matter what your choice of celebration may be.

Photo credits: 2 – elight.com, 3- amazon.com, 4 – maccosmetics.com, 5 – narscosmetics.com,

Resources: maccosmetics.com, narscosmetics.com, urbandecay.com, toofaced.com, lushusa.com